I just downloaded Semi Precious Weapons’ late-2007 album, We Love You. The e-mail with the download link is the most hilarious message I’ve ever received from any band with its own line of sexy jewelry:
Hello you stunning person. Thanks so fucking much for signing up to get our kunty first album, We Love You, for free! Below is the link to get your music. See you at an SPW show very soon!
We Love You, SPW
PS: Did you check out all our gorgeous new merch in the SPW Store?
The fantastic thing about SPW is that they seem like they’re exaggerating, but they’re not. The merch really is gorgeous. Sure, you probably have enough awesome t-shirts by now, but do you have Precious Paint, the official eyeliner of Semi Precious Weapons?
Oh, and the album’s not bad either. You can get it for free at their official website. They’re also shipping free copies with all the orders from their shop, so you’ll have something to listen to while you’re applying your Magnetic Baby Mascara.
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